Ellen Degeneres is the greatest because she doesn’t insult anyone but she doesn’t tiptoe around anything either and she includes everyone and she makes people feel good about themselves while poking fun at them and this is the kind of comedy that should be embraced at award shows not misogynistic songs about breasts
the fact that ellen doesn’t have to insult celebrities to be funny makes her 500% more amazing then she already is
instead she takes photos with them and buys them pizza
YOu cANT JUS PLAY THE AVENGERS SOUNDTRACK WITHOUT ANYTHING HAPPENING
#samuel l jackson runs back up the stage yells avengers assemble#hemsworth and renner join him#scarlett drops from the ceiling#ruffalo and rdj moonwalk in#the academy awards is over the avengers are here
JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT LIFE COULDN’T GET ANY BETTER
Yup, Ellen DeGeneres now has the most retweeted tweet in history with her epic Oscars selfie.