twwinkies:

if you had a really terrible phase where you were an offensive little asshole but you know better now i wanna let you know that i’m proud you were able to pull yourself out of that because some people just don’t know when to grow the fuck up but you did

congratulations

06.28.2014 / +130997 / rugburned
06.28.2014 / +81794 / arrivingsoon / funkies

methimatics:

me at school

image

06.28.2014 / +70969 / delf-ass / methimatics

jaclcfrost:

i’m frequently visited by three spirits at night

  • the ghost of i fucked up
  • the ghost of i’m currently fucking up
  • and the ghost of i’m probably going to fuck up in the future
06.28.2014 / +155705 / sennacarsen / jaclcfrost

spork:

It’s called an ORgasm, not an ANDgasm. We’ll get you next time babe…

06.28.2014 / +30465 / nippiminaj / spork

katiaobinger:

the true american experience is wondering if you just heard firecrackers or gunshots

06.28.2014 / +460079 / sennacarsen / katiaobinger

validx2:

When you ask your mom a simple question & she yells her response.

image

06.28.2014 / +89500 / sennacarsen / validx2

    tryna get a lil makeup

  • MAC cashier: ok ma'am your total comes out to be $180.35
  • me: 
  • me: 
  • me: 
  • me: i came out to have a good time and i'm honestly feeling so attacked right now
06.28.2014 / +55628 / nippiminaj / audidas

toyota:

This gif is the meaning of the word “yas”

06.28.2014 / +107832 / nippiminaj / fileformat