if you had a really terrible phase where you were an offensive little asshole but you know better now i wanna let you know that i’m proud you were able to pull yourself out of that because some people just don’t know when to grow the fuck up but you did
i’m frequently visited by three spirits at night
- the ghost of i fucked up
- the ghost of i’m currently fucking up
- and the ghost of i’m probably going to fuck up in the future
It’s called an ORgasm, not an ANDgasm. We’ll get you next time babe…
the true american experience is wondering if you just heard firecrackers or gunshots
When you ask your mom a simple question & she yells her response.